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Someday, When I Grow Up

or How I Refused to Buy a Vowel

Created on 2005-02-23 20:32:49 (#6241491), last updated 2009-06-25

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Name:	mrskrlj
Birthdate:	02-29
Location:	Kranj, Slovenia
Website:	Solnishko.com

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I was born to a pack of wild wolves in the frozen tundra of Iceland. I alone in my family escaped from a suicide attack of a rabid flock of seagulls and swam to the green haven called Slovenia where I built myself a nest of mulberry twigs, coconut shells, and ice-cream cones in the crevasse behind the remains of an old shoe-horn factory -- a relic from the days of planned economy. Surviving solely on bubblegum and raindrops I taught myself zen, Tagalog, and high-performance kite maintenance while going to grade school in the evenings. Graduating with an advanced degree in Pagan Romance Rituals, summa cum somnium, I travelled to NYC where I am gainfully employed in saving roving swarms of international technocrats from their own ambitiously tragic overachievement.

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